Sunday, 2 December 2007
posted by mick & sue at 20:23
Its Mick!...Help! I am being held prisoner by my own family who will cut off all my hair unless you pay loads of money to two cancer charities that have been a great help to my wife Sue.
Do not inform the police unless you are absolutely certain that they will contribute financially or ridicule my plight. Any attempt to free me will be met with such withering incredulity that I may possibly die of shame. Just smile and give without counting the cost and if it's enough I may walk free still with my shaggy tresses flowing in the breeze.
But beware, I know these desperado's only too well (and you).
Giving nothing will not help my plight in any way as, worse than acquiring a glabrous cranium, I may end up with just a bad hair cut.
Listen out carefully on the evening of Sunday 9th of December, you may hear the tortured screams of a man carried to his destiny by his daughter, son's and hair's.
Anyone in the hairier may come and mock with cutting remarks that may razor laugh.
Remember we're hair today and bald tomorrow!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Do not inform the police unless you are absolutely certain that they will contribute financially or ridicule my plight. Any attempt to free me will be met with such withering incredulity that I may possibly die of shame. Just smile and give without counting the cost and if it's enough I may walk free still with my shaggy tresses flowing in the breeze.
But beware, I know these desperado's only too well (and you).
Giving nothing will not help my plight in any way as, worse than acquiring a glabrous cranium, I may end up with just a bad hair cut.
Listen out carefully on the evening of Sunday 9th of December, you may hear the tortured screams of a man carried to his destiny by his daughter, son's and hair's.
Anyone in the hairier may come and mock with cutting remarks that may razor laugh.
Remember we're hair today and bald tomorrow!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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